Umm, I found this site and now I'm laughing. (Why am I here again?)
YYC True North Kickboxing is your premier northwest Calgary destination for getting super sweaty and trying to act like you're having fun when actually you're low-key dying. But you do get to punch stuff, so there is that. And kick stuff. Not each other though, cause we're not THAT mean. Unless you want to, in which case we have our No Bags About It classes. But we digress.
OK, official marketing invitation starts here: Join us to unleash your potential and transform your body in a supportive and energetic environment. How's that? :D
No one needs one more errand to run and one more place you have to show up at just to muscle through and feel meh. From great tunes to hilarious coaches and regular mid-lifers dying alongside you, our studio is totally tubular and very down-to-earth. High-fives and belly laughs are FREE with every class, and we solemnly vow to NEVER take ourselves too seriously.
Scout's honor.
But wait, if it's this fun, do I ACTUALLY get a workout?
You will be DRIPPING when you are done at the end of 45 minutes. You will find muscles you didn't know you had that are hurting in ways you didn't know was possible. That outside air will feel SO GOOD when you leave. But... you also will feel like a TOTAL BADASS because you DID THE THING and you will KNOW you did the thing.
It doesn't ever get easier, so don't let anyone BS you on that. You will always drip. And burpees will always make you feel juuuuust on the edge of puking.
BUT...
You get stronger. And more confident. And you know what? It feels GOOD to be a gangsta :D (POW!)
But what if people LOOK at me and think I look dumb. What if I'm the only one with my tummy hanging out?
What if no one wants to be my friend?
We are the friendliest group of goofballs in the city, ranging in age from 10 years old to 78 and everything in between. Most of us are in the 35 - 65 range, have tummies that we wish were tighter, have butts that we wish were smaller, and are doing the best we can to make life decent one day at a time.
We are the kids at the playground - we embrace newcomers (we were all you once!) and make you wish you showed up sooner. Authentic people who you want to get doughnuts with (because, really, we're all working out so we can hit the drive-through on the way home, amIright???)
